The Grand Poo-Bah!
Pet Waste Removal Service



LIFE IS SHORT!  WHY PICK UP POO?

 

SERVING BARRIE & AREA:

Alcona, Angus, Anten Mills, Base Borden, Baxter, Brentwood, Centre Vespa, Churchill, Colwell, Cookstown, Craighurst, Edgar, Guilford, Hawkestone, Horseshoe Valley, Lefroy, Midhurst, Minesing, New Lowell, Oro Station, Phelpston, Sandy Cove, Shanty Bay, Snow Valley, Thornton & Utopia. 

Spring or Initial Clean-Up (prior to weekly service)

Base Price - 1 Dog - $90 - 3 bags or less removed (extra bags - $30)  

Base Price - 2 Dogs - $120 - 4 bags or less removed (extra bags - $30)

(plastic grocery bags hold 2kg of poo!)

Weekly Clean-Ups:  1 Dog - $15   2 Dogs - $25

Disposal Only:  $39   Any Amount in Disposable Containers

 

SERVING SIMCOE COUNTY: 

Alliston, Beeton, Bradford, Brechin, Coldwater, Collingwood, Creemore, Duntroon, Elmvale, Everett, Midland, Orillia, Penetang, Stayner, Tottenham, Uptergrove, Warminster, Wasaga Beach, Washago, and West Shore.

Spring or Initial Clean-Up (prior to weekly service)

Base Price - 1 Dog - $105 - 3 bags or less removed  (extra bags - $35)

Base Price - 2 Dogs - $140 - 4 bags or less removed (extra bags - $35)

(plastic grocery bags hold 2kg of poo!)

Weekly Clean-Ups:  1 Dog - $25   2 Dogs - $35

To bring weekly service to your area,  you need a group of interested neighbours.   Find 4 neighbours with 1 dog, 3 neighbours with 2 dogs, or any combination that totals $100 or more. 

Contact your vet and tell him you would like this service made available to all of his clients and ask him if you can put up a sign in his office where people can sign up.

Disposal Only:  $49   Any Amount in Disposable Containers

 

What We Do!

1.  Clean up and dispose of doggie poo from lawns!

2.  Dispose of poo already picked up (must be in disposable containers).

3.  Adjust service rates when necessary.

What We Don't Do!

1.  Provide service if a cheque is N.S.F.

2.  Provide service to properties with overgrown grass.

3.  Provide service when snow is on the ground.

Payment Options:

1.  Cash only for spring or initial clean-ups.

2.  Monthly post-dated cheques for weekly service.

3.  Cash only for disposal only.

 

 

"To pick-up or not to pick-up, that is the question?"

Reasons to call The Grand Poo-Bah?

  1. I just had cataract surgery and can't bend over for four weeks or blood will rush to my head and I will black out.

  2. We're moving and we want the property to look nice for showings.

  3. It's my daughter's job and she didn't keep it up.  Now she can't face it.  There's too much!

  4. My husband just died.  He used to do it.

  5. No time! My job prohibits me from doing it.

  6. My neighbour looks after my dog while I am at work and she wants her yard cleaned up. 

  7. I'm calling from Afganistan.  My wife and I are both in the military.  She just got home from Petawawa and the yard is really a mess with poop.

  8. My husband is short of breath and he can't do it!

  9. A condition of sale of my house was that I would pay for poop clean-up in the spring.

  10. I've been really lazy over the winter and it has really piled up.

  11. I'm sick and can't do it myself.

  12. There is so much poop in the yard! The dogs are tracking it into the house.

  13. This is a real estate office calling.  We just closed on a house and the yard is a mess.

  14. We neglected to call you last year and there is now two years of poop on the lawn.

  15. My dog is a friggin' poop machine.  That's all he ever does.

  16. I look after small children and I need the yard clean for them to play in.

  17. My husband works 90 hours a week.  He shouldn't be expected to pick up dog poop.

  18. I just can't face it -- there's so much!

  19. It's a rental property.  The tenants never picked one poop up since they arrived.

  20. After the snow all melted, this horrible mess appeared.  My dog really does a lot of poop.

  21. I just don't want to do it.  There's at least 4 bags out there!

  22. I started to pick it up but I just can't do any more!

  23. I'm calling for my mother.  She's getting older and can't climb the hill in her backyard anymore.

  24. I can't believe you can pay somebody to do this!

  25. I got behind and I need a kick-start!

  26. The kids were supposed to be picking it up, but I found out that they weren't!

  27. My husband keeps saying he's going to do it but he never does.
     

 

"Who Ya Gonna Call?"

705-792-5105 or 1-866-488-2241

dwkenney@sympatico.ca

Have a Grand Poo-Bah day!